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There's no "I" in "team". But there's four eyes in "Opticians".
It's NOT uncommon for people to carry as much as thirty pounds of toxic waste in their colon. In fact, some bowels, when autopsied, weighed up to 40 pounds with a diameter of 12" (30cms) with only a narrow passage through which feces could be eliminated.Toxic waste? What, like the stuff you get from nuclear power stations? Plus, I'm sure that I hardly need point out that dead people are frequently in poor health, and so their situations are hardly to be admired.
Colons that contain parasites are often impacted with mucous that prevents nutrients for cells from being absorbed. As a result you tend to eat more and more in order to get enough nutrition to get through the day which, in turn, leads to more weight gain.Um, what? Surely, if you're not absorbing nutients from your food, you'd lose weight. If you eat more to balance this out, then you'd stay the same weight. And, how about semi-colons?
But you can STOP the cycle. $PRODUCT is a proven colon cleanser. It contains natural ingredients that flush harmful food debris and toxins from the colon - leaving it clean, disinfected, and functioning properly.Food debris? Like excrement? So, what you're saying here is "You're full of crap, we can help!" This isn't a great sales pitch, you know. "Hey, sack of crap! Buy our stuff, and enjoy the brief seconds between instant gratification and buyer's remorse!" Woo, I've got to get me some of that. Honest.
The Standard American Diet (or SAD) for most American’s consists of ultra-high level fat content foods with high levels of preservatives. Add to that pollution from red and white meats, water, air and other environmental factors can leave your insides feeling yucky and run-down.Oh, so much wrong, even apart from the fact that finding the Standard American Diet is known as SAD to its friends, and a charming little greengrocers' apostrophe. Red and white meats are pollution? Oh, no, sorry. Red and white meats, as well as air and water, can have pollution in them. This can make you feel yucky. How delightfully scientific. I look forward to the day my doctor says something like "Feeling yucky, patient THX-1138? One of these ickle pills, just twice a day, will pep you right up!"
An average American will eat 4-6 meals/day and have a typical bowl-movement (bm) once a day. This leaves anywhere from 5-8 meals of food sitting in your system at any given time.A what? A "bowl-movement"? The last time I had a "bowl movement", I was doing the washing up. I suspect, given that you're talking crap, you may have meant "bowel movement". I mean, the buttons are right next to each other, I can see how you made the mistake. Oh, wait, no I can't. Are you sure that I'm the one that's full of crap?
Have you ever considered this simple question: Are You Clean Inside?No. No I haven't. I'd go look, but it's dark in there, and I don't want to give anyone who thinks I'm too far up myself already any more ammunition, thank you very much. I think what I'll do is just not eat any more pollution from meat, make sure I move my bowls regularly, and see what happens, thanks.
Do you start with an ordinary van and make it camper?Yes, I believe you do. Probably by distilling Alan Carr and Julian Clary, then spraying a motor vehicle with the results.